I made a friend while I was walking down Ellis today. This lady was standing in front of the group home hovering over a dead deer. I smiled at her gently, hoping she would tell me why she was petting the carcass. She waived me over and asked if I would call the game Wheeze on…
Joel and Dan challenged each other to come up with the most supremely awesome album’s of 2010. Predictably, they are very late and poorly written. Read Dan’s here. 10. Surfer Blood – Astro Coast The record that set the standard for the indie “sound” of 2010. Surfer Blood was one of the first to pioneer Wheeze on…
Joel and Dan challenged each other to come up with the most supremely awesome album’s of 2010. Predictably, they are very late and poorly written. Read Joel’s here. Allow me to preface this by saying that I am not a music critic. There is no expertise behind my opinion; like the sun and the stars Wheeze on…
Everyone should watch this. If you already have, that’s okay. Make your mom watch it. Or your mailman. Let’s stop buying so much crap.
BIG BANG BIG BOOM Blu I tried to imagine the number of man-hours that went into this animation, which is an amazing stop-motion depiction of “an unscientific point of view on the beginning and evolution of life … and how it could probably end” done on walls, cars, and anything that got in the way. Wheeze on…
Going for the… Gold? HOLYSHITLOOKATTHESIZEOFTHISGOLDFISH! No. It’s not a koi. No, it’s not a doctored photo. If a younger me saw this I would have grown up to become a homeless drug addict, believing myself to be an inevitable failure having discovered that goldfish can grow larger than one inch and live longer than two Wheeze on…
In 2008 my friends and I flocked to the island of [the outer-boroughs of] Manhattan like vultures to a carcass. We flew there on the hopes and dreams of lucrative careers and rich social lives. To our dismay, 7 million other vultures had beaten us to the dead meat before the economy crashed. It wasn’t Wheeze on…
This past week my own art has taken a back seat to a myriad of little things, none of which have been sleep (although one of those things was a hangover coupled with the results of eating a hamburger made of sub-par meat product whilst hungover, so some of this was maybe my fault). Without Wheeze on…
In the News: I want you to imagine you work at some mind-numbing office job, sorting and filing an endless pile of papers while your boss overlooks every single thing you do. You are under-appreciated, tired, and becoming more and more detached with the passing of each painful weekday. Your paycheck is never enough. You Wheeze on…
Yakima, Wash. – A suspicious looking pigeon was brought in for questioning after a blaze destroyed the Veterans of Foreign Wars Post 379 in Washington this week. When asked about his whereabouts, the pigeon was uncooperative, offering only a hacking wheeze followed by gratuitous drooling. However, a damp, partially crushed cheese curl came forward with Wheeze on…
I’m not normally the kind of person who believes in fate, or karma (the My Name is Earl, brand of karma, that is), or really any concept supporting the idea that outside forces affect the day-to-day monotony of my-so-called-life. I think that at the core of this belief is the fact that tomorrow I will Wheeze on…